One-Sheet Wonders! – THE FLY (1986)

After all these years, part of me still has a problem wrapping my head around the fact that Mel Brooks (yep, that Mel Brooks) not only produced David Cronenberg’s captivating 1986 remake of THE FLY, he also came up with one of the best taglines of all time: “Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.”

It’s time we recognize this man is good for way more than just farty bean jokes and sprightly Broadway numbers about Hitler.

From Fangoria Poster Magazine #1 (1987)

#onesheetwonders #thefly #davidcronenberg #melbrooks

Fear Flashbacks! – RETURN TO HORROR HIGH comes to video in 1987

This is the epitome of those wonderful VHS-era horror adverts from the late 80s.

In the pom-pom wavin’ spirit of all those school-set slashers like STUDENT BODIES, SLAUGHTER HIGH, FINAL EXAM, CUTTING CLASS, NIGHT SCHOOL, PROM NIGHT, and probably about 22 others I can’t recall at the moment, RETURN TO HORROR HIGH went on to take its place in the horror pantheon mostly because it featured a very young George Clooney. That’s right, folks, Johnny Depp and Kevin Bacon weren’t the only heartthrobs to get their start in slashers!

#fearflashbacks #returntohorrorhigh #newworldpictures #videorelease #georgeclooney

Horror Happenings! – VALHALLA FEROX reminder…and an update on the “Vein Passages” series!

Alert! Alert! This is a reminder that VALHALLA FEROX, the first volume in my new horror novella series, “Vein Passages” is available for a limited time FREE here on UBHB! So smash that ‘fiction’ tab to get your gore on!

Want even more good news? I’m currently working on volume two, which I anticipate releasing sometime in 2025, so subscribe to UBHB for updates, as well as the deadly daily horror tidbits you’ve come to love.

#horrorhappenings #valhallaferox #veinpassages #horrorfiction #historicalhorror #novella #free #blackfriday

One-Sheet Wonders! – Freddy & Nancy reunite in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987)

Though Freddy’s third go-round is arguably the best entry in the franchise, I always wondered what could have been had they let Nancy Thompson survive. I don’t know if Heather Langenkamp would have gone on to do more “Elm Street” films or not, but, much like Amy Steel not returning for FRIDAY THE 13th PART 3, you can’t help but think it was a missed opportunity to really build a solid character arc in later sequels. Thankfully, fans got a bit more of Langenkamp in WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994), a film so delightfully esoteric, I’m surprised it got produced.

In 2024, we celebrated 40 years of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and Langenkamp turned 60. Sweet dreams, Nancy, and thanks for the memories.

From Fangoria Poster Magazine #2 (1988)

#onesheetwonders #anightmareonelmstreet3dreamwarriors #heatherlangenkamp #nancythompson #robertenglund #freddykrueger #wescravensnewnightmare #fangoria #amysteel #fridaythe13thpart33d

Fear Flashbacks! – Fangoria’s SCREAM GREATS invades the video market…for a very limited time

Back in the mid 1980’s, Fangoria decided to jump-start an abbreviated documentary video series that wisely began by spotlighting practical effects guru, Tom Savini. This was followed up by a second volume, “Satanism and Witchcraft”. Unfortunately, this edition would mark the end of Fango’s well-intentioned initial foray into home video. Though Savini’s volume was understandably the more popular title, volume two is much tougher to find these days. This ad is something I kept from 1986, which is when both video volumes were originally released.

#fearflashbacks #screamgreats #fangoria #satanismandwitchcraft #tomsavini

Horror Happenings! – THE SUBSTANCE is yet another bold, creative project from the New French Extremity

France has been shockingly consistent the past 25 years in unleashing artful, gory, and even thought-provoking horror films. This cinematic movement, dubbed the New French Extremity, has burgeoned with quality thrillers from directors such as Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo (INSIDE), Gaspar Noe (IRREVERSIBLE), Pascal Laugier (MARTYRS), Alexandre Aja (HIGH TENSION), and Julia Ducournau (RAW). These films reaped box office receipts and controversy in equal measure, graphically tackling such hot-button topics as rape, revenge, pregnancy, homosexuality, and vegetarianism.

In 2024, we got a prominent new entry in the movement. THE SUBSTANCE, directed by Paris-born Coralie Fargeat, had a limited release this autumn before recently taking up residence on a number of streaming services. It tells the story of an aging star who goes to horrific lengths to extend her stay in Hollywood’s warm limelight. Specifically, this includes injecting a black-market drug that guarantees glowing, youthful results…but only if the directions are very closely followed.

With its monstrous, twisted body parts and geysers of body fluids, you might think there’d be no comfortable room for commentary. Hold on there, folks, because THE SUBSTANCE handily takes on body dysmorphia, ageism, and celebrity in one fell swoop. In what may be her greatest career achievement, Demi Moore dives head-first into her role as Elisabeth Sprinkle, a Hollywood has-been who’s tumbled down quite a few pegs on the ladder of fame and fortune. The results of her dabble in biofuckery is a pretty, perfect entity simply named Sue, wonderfully fleshed out (literally!) by Margaret Qualley, recently featured in Yorgos Lanthimos’s odd fantasy, POOR THINGS.

Playing out like a coked-up mix of BASKET CASE, MALIGNANT, and Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, THE SUBSTANCE boils its darkly comedic social commentary down to one point: how humans just cannot play by the rules, and that we’re seemingly pre-programmed to derail ourselves. As Fargeat’s blood-soaked fairy tale shows us, vanity, opportunity, and a few extra body parts are destined to get in the way.

#horrorhappenings #thesubstance #coraliefargeat #newfrenchextremity #julienmaury #alexandrebustillo #gasparnoe #alexandreaja #juliaducournau #pascallaugier #yorgoslanthimos #joedante #poorthings #malignant #inside #irreversible #martyrs #raw #basketcase #gremlins #demimoore #margaretqualley

Fear Flashbacks! – An original prop from FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

You’re probably saying, “It’s a freaking control panel, big deal!”…and you’d be exactly right!

This is one of the actual props used in James Whale’s 1931 Universal monster classic, FRANKENSTEIN. That’s correct, folks, this thing is almost 100 years old and was also repurposed for the film’s sequel, THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935).

I snapped this at the Museum of Popular Culture (MoPOP) in Seattle, WA back around late 2018. I’ll have lots more props to share with you in the coming months!

#fearflashbacks #frankenstein #thebrideoffrankenstein #jameswhale #universalpicture #universalmonsters #maryshelley #museumofpopularculture #mopop #seattle #washington

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