Spooky Soundtracks! – Freddy Krueger meets hair-metal contenders Dokken for the theme to A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987)

Just six months after Alice Cooper helped out Jason Voorhees with the theme FRIDAY THE 13th PART VI: JASON LIVES, Los Angeles-based hard rockers Dokken lent a hand (glove?) to none other than Freddy Krueger for his second sequel, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS. Written by the band’s bassist, Jeff Pilson, and guitar whiz, George Lynch, the song is nicely produced by Neil Kernon, hedging echoing drums and plucked guitar strings with Lynch’s heavy metal solos. “Dream Warriors” also served as the closing track on the band’s platinum-selling 1987 album, “Back for the Attack”.  

Though I thought Cooper was a natural pick for the FRIDAY THE 13th series, I have to admit I like “Dream Warriors” even better as a theme. It’s nicely textured and the lyrics build on Freddy Krueger’s filthy, fearsome legacy. It was also a nice touch to have the now-classic slasher character wake at the close of the video, the duration of which was just supposed to be Krueger’s bad dream, exclaiming “What a nightmare!…Who were those guys?” Relive it now over at YouTube

#spookysoundtracks #anightmareonelmstreet3dreamwarriors #dokken #dreamwarriors #georgelynch #jeffpilson #neilkernon #backfortheattack #alicecooper #fridaythe13thpartvijasonlives #hardrock #heavymetal #freddykrueger 

Terrifying Trailers! – ALIEN (1979)

Yes, it’s time to introduce a new segment! UBHB is now gonna smack you in the face with only the most awesome horror trailers of all time! You are SO LUCKY. Damn, you visited this site on the right day!

Today, we highlight one of the most effective trailers in the history of cinema: Ridley Scott’s ALIEN. Let ‘er rip, boys!

Alien (1979) – original trailer

#terrifyingtrailers #alien #ridleyscott

Fear Flashbacks! – Aw shit, we could’ve met damn near everyone from HELLRAISER III!

Wow, this would’ve been lit. Clive Barker, director Anthony Hickox, star Terry Ferrell, and Pinhead himself, Doug Bradley, all showed up at Golden Apple Comics in L.A. to celebrate the release of HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH back in September 1992. To all you folks who showed up for this, I envy you. What a party!

#fearflashbacks #hellraiseriiihellonearth #clivebarker #terryfarrell #anthonyhickox #dougbradley #goldenapplecomics #losangeles

Bound Horror! – STEPHEN KING: “Skeleton Crew” (1985)

A number of superior horror, fantasy, and sci-fi stories earn this collection a hearty recommendation, but only one of them emerges as the author’s finest short-fiction triumph. 

With all the hubbub regarding the recent film adaptation of THE MONKEY, I figured now would be a good time to revisit Stephen King’s short story collection, “Skeleton Crew”, which traverses more than 15 years of short fiction from the King of Horror. 

I still remember when this book was originally released. I had just moved to Los Angeles the week before, and my first outing to a true L.A. mall was where I saw a huge display of hardcover copies of “Skeleton Crew” artfully stacked in a circle outside the main entrance of Waldenbooks.

Yes, “The Monkey” is included here, and while the story definitely serves as one of the collection’s more popular stories, it pales in comparison to more memorable offerings such as “The Raft”, which was faithfully adapted in CREEPSHOW 2 (1987), and “Mrs. Todd’s Shortcut”, a whimsical tale of a woman so obsessed with finding the fastest possible route home that she zooms straight through the laws of quantum physics.

Other stories find King thriving at his most bizarre when he wanders further into the sci-fi realm. “Beachworld” and “The Jaunt” both offer unsettling glimpses into the future where interplanetary travel and exploration become increasingly more complex. 

Undoubtedly, one of the most infamous stories of the collection is “Survivor Type”. Even a casual Constant Reader will know about this pitch-black tribute to cannibalism, which King once described as a story that “goes a little bit too far, even for me”. Gallows humor abounds as a drug runner washes up on the shore of a desert island with only a journal and a clutch of heroin to stave off his inevitable madness. It’s no surprise that, even considering King’s stature in the publishing world, the story took years to get published. 

In the end, one story in the collection stands heads and shoulders above the others. “The Mist” takes a generic, end-of-the-world premise and stands it on its noggin–the world we know is slowly overtaken by the titular menace, which hides a seemingly unending battalion of creepy crawlies intent on desecrating mankind. While King obviously took a cue from George A. Romero and DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978), as the bulk of the story’s claustrophobic drama unfolds in a small-town supermarket, the story owes just as much to the likes of John W. Campbell’s 1938 novella, “Who Goes There?”. King limns a volatile world as newfound distrust leads long-time friends to quickly become enemies. However, the story turns awe-inspiring once the army of insects, spiders, and dinosaurs begin to attack. Whether you agree with the twist ending director Frank Darabont fused onto the 2007 feature film adaptation (for the record, I thought it was genius), every horror fan owes it to themselves to check out its original source material. Therefore, “Skeleton Crew” isn’t just for King fans, it’s must-read material for fear fans everywhere. 

#boundhorror #skeletoncrew #stephenking #constantreaders #beachworld #thejaunt #themonkey #theraft #mrstoddsshortcut #survivortype #themist #frankdarabont #johnwcampbell #whogoesthere #georgeromero #dawnofthedead #creepshow2 #shortstories #novellas #scifi #horrorfiction #waldenbooks

Fear Flashbacks! – PRISM STICKERS: “The Supernaturals”

Time for another prism sticker, and this time it’s a two-fer!

Today, we have two stickers from Embassy Pictures’ 1986 Civil War zombie extravaganza , THE SUPERNATURALS. This thing was everywhere back during the 80s VHS boom, but it’s surprising to find out it still hasn’t ever been released on DVD or Blu-ray.

#fearflashbacks #thesupernaturals #zombies #civilwar #vhs #embassypictures

Horror Happenings! – A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET has become yet another franchise left in the lurch

We all know about the legal issues plaguing FRIDAY THE 13th the past decade or two, but when New Line Cinema was recently asked about the status of Freddy Krueger, the answer was disappointingly murky.

The folks at Bloody Disgusting have recently given us the news that, due to the rights reverting to Wes Craven’s estate, it would take a fancy dance to get Freddy on the silver screen again. Craven’s estate, New Line, and/or a new distributor would have to be on the same page to get things moving.

No, it’s not the answer we wanted to hear, but at least we know where we stand. You can check out the original article over at Bloody Disgusting.

#horrorhappenings #anightmareonelmstreet #wescraven #newlinecinema #fridaythe13th #bloodydisgusting

Killer Memes & Comics! – Cockblockin’ with Jason and Michael

As we head into the weekend, it’s probably a good time to remind you of the three golden rules of slasher films:

  1. Don’t fall down when the killer is chasing you (and don’t wear heels, ladies!)
  2. Make sure you get into a car that will actually fucking start when you turn the key (I don’t want to hear anyone pleading, “Come on, car, come on!!”)
  3. And most importantly, don’t have sex if you want to survive the night (you can screw when you get home!!!)

#killermemes&comics #halloween #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees #michaelmyers #sex #rules #slasherfilms

Fear Flashbacks! – Whether you wanted it to or not, DON’T GO IN THE WOODS visited a theater near you back in 1981…or 1982…whatever!

I’m not gonna mince words: this flick sucks. Jesus H. Christ, what a mess. There are a few scenes that aren’t bad, but the rest is an abrasive catastrophe.

The good news? If you sat through this turd at the drive-in, you got rewarded with Wes Craven’s THE HILLS HAVE EYES as a second feature! You know what they say: no pain, no gain!

#fearflashbacks #dontgointhewoods #wescraven #thehillshaveeyes #drivein #doublebill

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