Killer Memes & Comics! – Cockblockin’ with Jason and Michael

As we head into the weekend, it’s probably a good time to remind you of the three golden rules of slasher films:

1. Don’t fall down when the killer is chasing you (and don’t wear heels, ladies!)
2. Make sure you get into a car that will actually fucking start when you turn the key (I don’t want to hear anyone pleading, “Come on, car, come on!!”)
3. And most importantly, don’t have sex if you want to survive the night (you can screw when you get home!!!)

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